You Know You're Pathetic/Weird/Mostly Pathetic When...

1. You're going to be a senior in High School/sophomore in college next year and you're still begging your parents for rides.
2. You have no job because you have nothing to put on resumes and that SCARES you.
3. You wake up every morning at 3:30 and wonder if you're doomed to wake up at that time forever.
4. The smell of  coffee turns you on.
5. You ride the bus home and make up stories about the crazy people on it (ok no, that's just cool).
6. You can't stop wishing you could fit in a 3 instead of being in between the 3 and the 5.
7. You love books so much but somehow you never get to read them.
8. You have an insane girl crush on Amy Adams.
9. You would sooner do something with Amy Adams than you would with Ryan Reynolds.
10. You think that even though he has an amazing body, Ryan Reynolds isn't all that sexy.
11. You imitate radars (like in cars that beep when policemen are nearby).
12. You imitate everything.
13. Sometimes you imitate yourself.
14. You still rely on the same people even though they're never really gonna come through for you.
15. You love learning but you hate showing up for class.
16.  You invent accents with alarming alacrity and then promptly forget them. 
17.  You really really like saying alarming alacrity.
18. All of your friends view you as either completely innocent and incapable of taking care of yourself, or completely evil and in need of supervision.
19. A book makes you cry.
20. You pretend you're a dinosaur or Nahdle when you're stressed.
21. You have a happy dance that mainly involves jumping up and down in a circle and headbanging while imagining that you have huge pom poms that are making cool rustley sounds.
22. You have to set your alarm an hour early so that you can actually get up on time.
23. You run into things when you get up in the morning.
24. You want to learn how to be amazing at all the things you hate just so that if you ever have to do them, you can blow people's minds with your incredible prowess.
25. You have the vanity and confidence of Casanova but you can still look in a mirror and find 15 things that should be different.
26. You're taking the time to blog about all the things that make you pathetic.
27. You actually put the above statement in this post.
28. You're laughing uncontrollably because most of these are like WHAT?!

If less than 5 of these apply to you, you're probably crazy and OCD and obsessed with something random like furniture.

If 6-10 of these apply to you then you're probably fairly normal if such a word exists.

If 11-20 of these apply to you then you're definitely on the weird side of pathetic.

If more than 21-27 of these apply... Why aren't we friends?

If all 28 of these apply then you're lying because you can't be 26 or 27!!!!!!!!!!!!!!