Who?

The funniest thing in the world is also one of the saddest.

Old deaf people talking to old deaf people. Conversations go a little like this:
(Old Deaf Person = ODP)

ODP 1 - Hello

ODP 2 - What?

ODP 1 - HELLO

ODP 2 - Oh hello

ODP 1 - My daughter's coming too

ODP 2 - What?

ODP 1 - My daughter!

ODP 2 - Oh what about her?

ODP 1 - What?

ODP 2 - Your DAUGHTER

ODP 1 - Oh, have you seen her?

ODP 2 - No, why?

ODP 1 - Come again?

ODP 2 - Speak up I can't hear you

ODP 1 - Come again!

ODP 2 - WHY?

ODP 1 - Why what?

ODP 2 - Why haven't I seen your daughter?!

ODP 1 - Because she isn't here yet

ODP 2 - Where?

ODP 1 - Here!

ODP 2 - What?

ODP 1 - HERE!

ODP 2 - What about it?

Poor Old Deaf People. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE